A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox [3K]
Sherlock/John (non-explicit). First time. Canon. Marriage of convenience. Humour.
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
The Scotish Play by impulsereader [41K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Canon. Family. Humour. Hurt/comfort. TRF aftermath.
“Sherlock, if you think I’m going to spend another Christmas watching Harry get drunk when I’ve been presented with an alternate plan which sounds as if it could feature in a Doctor Who special, you actually are an idiot.” He shrugged. “Besides, letting you out of my sight tends to go badly for both of us.”
Last Words by PrettyArbitrary [6K]
+ Final Hours by bendingsignpost [7K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Canon. Ghostfic. Hallucinations. Hurt/comfort. Humour.
“I should tell someone,” John murmurs. “‘My hallucination told me I’m dying. But that hallucination was Sherlock, so I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.’” John sighs and looks at him. “Rebecca was right. You really did spoil me.”
An Absolute Pain by bendingsignpost [2K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship. Canon. Humour. Drunk!John.
Coming home drunk to Sherlock Holmes was not, nor ever would be, a wise decision. Certain things, he would simply have to teach John the hard way.
A Break In Routine by IamShadow21 [2K]
Sherlock/John (explicit). First time. Canon. Humour. Injured!John. (Warning: S/J dub-con.)
“It wouldn’t hurt you to pull your load for once, you know,” John snipes. He’s grumpy, and he knows that it’s his arm that’s making him so grumpy, which serves to compound his grumpiness enough to turn him into a nagging spouse, apparently.
Sherlock doesn’t condescend to even answer. He probably thinks that kitchens clean themselves if you leave them long enough.
A Study in Sherlock by bendingsignpost [3K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Partial AU. Action. Humour. ASiP remix.
Standing firm and unaided, John touches his sister’s mobile in his pocket. He looks up at the windows of 221b Baker Street and thinks, ‘Oh, what the hell.’ He climbs into the cab.
Red Twine’s Path by me (oreganotea) [3K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Partial AU. Humour. Magic realism. Asexual!Sherlock. Marriage proposal.
If it had been one pair only, Sherlock would’ve dismissed the anomaly out of hand – easily accounted for by an ex-girlfriend or a sale. It was not only one pair. It was every pair. A garish, flashy red that did not match John’s personality at all.
Wrong by impulsereader [10K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Canon. Action. Kidnapping. Torture. Humour. TRF aftermath.
“What the hell are you doing in Norbury?”
Grimly, John realizes exactly what the hell he’s doing in Norbury as everything in his head finally slots into place. “That fucking wanker sent me here. The bloody prick did it to me again. He knew it was something to do with Mycroft and he sent me away to keep me safe. I’m going to find him and then kill him with my bare fucking hands.”
Welcome to London by impulsereader [12K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Canon. Casefic. Humour. Injured!John.
Trafalgar Square –SH
Irritated because he is feeling manipulated into doing his flatmate’s washing, and apparently the lack of entrails or similar in their refrigerator has made him feel slightly off since finishing his morning tea, John sends back – Still got four sides, has it? He immediately feels better and smirks at the screen in anticipation of a gratifying reply. It is not long in coming.
In a startling burst of creativity it has manifested a disembowelled tourist. –SH
Biological Imperatives. by VictoryCandescence [3K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Canon. Humour.
Two men in a baby shop. Philosophy and speculation ensue.
Back in the Day by KeelieThompson1 [108K]
Sherlock/John (explicit). First time. Partial AU. University. Hurt/comfort. Drug use. Humour. Alternative meeting. Epic.
John’s drunk and some idiot’s got himself high in the bathroom. It’s a shame he’s the only trainee doctor in the house.
A Johnlock story set while John is at university and an AU in that this time Sherlock is the one who’s a few years older and is trying to find something to keep his interest in London after getting bored and being thrown out of Uni.
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 [27K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Canon. Humour. Action. OFC POV.
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it’d be best if he could get rid of her. After all, Mycroft’s taught him a thing or two about removing potential ‘problems.’
Contamination by jacquez [16K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship/pre-slash. Canon. Casefic. Deviance. Humour. Favorite.
Sherlock snatched the photos from his hand. “Happy birthday to me,” he said, spreading them out on the table. “This is even better than the year I got a pony and it bit Mycroft.”
John blinked. “Is it actually your birthday, or are you just happy to have pictures of a particularly gruesome murder to look at?”
Homemaking by rageprufrock [4K]
Sherlock + John. Friendship. Canon. Humour.
The original plan for returning to England involved fucking around being shellshocked and suffering mandatory post-combat counseling and physical therapy to dissect the shattered mosaic of his feelings. That’s not quite how it goes.
England’s Most Wanted by shinkonokokoro [10K]
Sherlock/John (explicit). First time. AU. Humour. Action/adventure. Criminal!Sherlock.
Sherlock Holmes is England’s Most Wanted. DI Moriarty has been chasing him for a while now, but with no evidence? No arrest.